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New Diet Philosophy
valdalyn
So really, I need to exercise.  I need to eat less bad food and more good food.  
Doesn't everyone?
Maybe not.  My mom sent me this:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. T he Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you. 

Maybe that's why all the internet kiddies sp34k l33t these days.  English is a killer.


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